My Life, Abridged

This tumblr is a convoluted expression of what I think of myself, or at least what I'd like to think of myself.


when your teacher asks u why ur late to class

What time is it? Party time.

What time is it? Party time.

  • baby: m....m...m
  • mom: mama? ma? mommy?
  • baby: m...m...
  • baby: m..mY ANACONDA DONT


the fact that i wasnt born with fangs and sharp claws to hunt the bountiful game of this land is a constant disappoint in my life

(via noble-of-shadows)


sorry kids you’re either going to have to get a job or go to uni
oh but uni’s probably going to cost you more so you’ll need to do both
also we don’t have enough jobs for you


(Source: leelinschin, via lopunny)